{"id":376,"date":"1999-08-31T09:56:47","date_gmt":"1999-08-31T01:56:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/?p=376"},"modified":"2008-09-12T09:58:24","modified_gmt":"2008-09-12T01:58:24","slug":"paintball-that-sniper-was-all-over-me-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/1999\/08\/31\/paintball-that-sniper-was-all-over-me-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Paintball: &#8216;That sniper was all over me, man&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/paintball.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>August 31, 1999 \u00e2\u20ac\u201d I            love the smell of paintballs in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>Good thing, too, because            they were being shot in my direction at a furious pace.<\/p>\n<p>I was crouched behind a dirt            pile, and the enemy knew it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure how many of            them there were. One? Two? Maybe three? But every time I stuck out my            gun to rattle off a few shots, a hail of paintballs was sent my way.<\/p>\n<p>I looked over to my teammate            Seth Thompson \u00e2\u20ac\u201d who was in a similar position behind a dirt pile            about 10 yards away \u00e2\u20ac\u201d for some advice.<\/p>\n<p>Thompson, one of the founders            of the Northeast Georgia Paintball Club, knows this battlefield well.            It&#8217;s his parents&#8217; backyard in Cumming. I was to stick with him for this,            my first tour of duty in the kill-or-be-killed world of paintball, and            use his experience to my advantage.<\/p>\n<p>As I squatted there, paintballs            splatting in the trees and bushes around me, I remembered what Thompson            said to our team before the first battle began.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Everybody knows what we&#8217;re            trying to accomplish here,&#8221; the 21-year-old told us, each clad in varying            levels of camouflage. &#8220;Don&#8217;t let them get the flag, and don&#8217;t get hit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was right about that moment            that Thompson, trying to return enemy fire, got hit. He had been &#8220;killed,&#8221;            and seconds into my first taste of warfare I was on my own and locked            in the sights of some snipers invisible in the distant woods.<\/p>\n<p>I decided to make a run for            a nearby tree. Perhaps from there I would have a better vantage point.            So I clenched my teeth and ran, pointing my gun out to the side, squeezing            off rounds of ammunition \u00e2\u20ac\u201d you know, like they do in the movies            \u00e2\u20ac\u201d and I promptly got hit in the head, the back, the arm.<\/p>\n<p>I was killed, and I realized            just how far-fetched those action movies are.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m hit,&#8221; I yelled to stop            the assault. I raised my gun above my head and walked back to the base.<\/p>\n<p>The base, basically the area            next to Thompson&#8217;s parents&#8217; garage, is where the casualties go to exchange            war stories. We sounded like kids after a playground football game.<\/p>\n<p>Did you see it when I &#8230;            ?<\/p>\n<p>How &#8217;bout the time when you            &#8230; ?<\/p>\n<p>Only on playgrounds you rarely            hear, &#8220;That sniper was all over me, man.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If the topic of discussion            wasn&#8217;t the game, it was the guns. Paintballers like to talk about their            weaponry.<\/p>\n<p>You can get a quality carbon            dioxide-powered gun for a couple hundred dollars, but as with anything            &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s unlimited how far you            can go with the guns,&#8221; said Thompson, a Gainesville College student.            &#8220;You can spend thousands.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, as some showed off their            new carbon-fiber barrels, expansion chambers and rear-cocking rods,            the others oohed and ahhed.<\/p>\n<p>How much money does Thompson            have in his gun?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Too much,&#8221; he said with            a sly smile. &#8220;Too much.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/paintball2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nBut it doesn&#8217;t stop with            the guns. There are an endless number of accessories to buy. Thompson            communicates with teammates through radio headsets.<\/p>\n<p>But for all the talk of guns            and kills, safety is the priority in paintball.<\/p>\n<p>Facemasks are mandatory.            Other forms of protection are recommended. On Thompson&#8217;s field all guns            must be set to fire at 290 feet per second or less. Paintballs are meant            to leave temporary marks, not permanent ones.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the beautiful difference            between paintball battles and real ones. The &#8220;blood&#8221; wipes off and you&#8217;re            never &#8220;dead&#8221; long. Our games, various versions of capture the flag,            had a 25-minute time limit.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine games like war and            manhunt from your youth \u00e2\u20ac\u201d only with cooler toys.<\/p>\n<p>Thompson holds paintball            games every other Sunday. The best thing? It&#8217;s free. You bring your            own equipment, he provides the playground \u00e2\u20ac\u201d nearly eight hilly            acres with plenty of natural and artificial cover, including an old            abandoned school bus.<\/p>\n<p>And the neighbor in back            doesn&#8217;t mind the action.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just as long as we don&#8217;t            shoot him,&#8221; said Thompson.<\/p>\n<p>There were two teams and            more than two dozen participants this past Sunday, with ages ranging            from the mid-teens to the mid-thirties.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The more people you have,            the better it is,&#8221; explained Thompson, who started playing three years            ago with a couple of friends from Dawson County High.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was awful,&#8221; remembers            Eric Farley, one of those friends from the &#8220;early days.&#8221; &#8220;We&#8217;d be out            here for like four hours, until somebody finally got killed or somebody            was tired.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But low turnouts are a thing            of the past. Once somebody comes out and gives paintball a try at Seth            Thompson&#8217;s place, it usually doesn&#8217;t take much to lure them back.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s addicting.<\/p>\n<p>I know from experience.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>August 31, 1999 \u00e2\u20ac\u201d I love the smell of paintballs in the morning. Good thing, too, because they were being shot in my direction at a furious pace. I was crouched behind a dirt pile, and the enemy knew it. I&#8217;m not sure how many of them there were. 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