{"id":298,"date":"2000-02-01T05:21:48","date_gmt":"2000-02-01T12:21:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/?p=298"},"modified":"2008-09-11T05:22:35","modified_gmt":"2008-09-11T12:22:35","slug":"spinning-no-slackers-allowed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/2000\/02\/01\/spinning-no-slackers-allowed\/","title":{"rendered":"Spinning: &#8216;No slackers allowed!&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/spin.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>February 1, 2000 \u00e2\u20ac\u201d Padded            shorts.<\/p>\n<p>Buy some if you&#8217;re planning            on participating in a spinning class with the guys from Adventure Cycles            in Oakwood.<\/p>\n<p>Trust me.<\/p>\n<p>I do not own padded shorts.            And I was reminded of that fact each time I sat down in the days following            my introduction to spinning last week.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We should have warned you            about that,&#8221; said Jack Haire, the store&#8217;s co-owner, who occupied the            bike next to me. He was smiling.<\/p>\n<p>We were just warming up,            but the small seat of my bicycle was already starting to rub my backside            the wrong way. That discomfort would soon be forgotten, however.<\/p>\n<p>It was nothing compared to            the burn that possessed my legs for the next 45 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>The mirrored room at the            back of the Fitness Zone, which shares the 4619 Smithson Blvd. property            with Adventure Cycles, was filled with several serious, competitive            bikers \u00e2\u20ac\u201d and me.<\/p>\n<p>They were bikers of the road,            mountain and marathon variety, the type of guys who own padded shorts            \u00e2\u20ac\u201d probably several pair.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps you&#8217;ve seen spinning            classes at your local fitness center before. Stationary bikes. Loud            music. A trainer telling you to pedal faster.<\/p>\n<p>Well, this is a bit different.            The Adventure Cycles guys bring their own bikes, the same ones they            race the rest of the year. A device called a &#8220;wind trainer&#8221; allows them            to convert their regular bikes into stationary ones, with resistance            and everything.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We do it as a way to keep            cycling going through the cold and nasty months,&#8221; explained Haire, 41,            a regular on the local sprint triathlon circuit. &#8220;And riding your own            bike this time of year is what it&#8217;s all about. You use your shoes, your            pedals. It&#8217;s better for you when it comes into racing season, because            it&#8217;s your machine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was definitely cold and            nasty last Monday. Wait, it was worse than cold and nasty. It was Ice            Storm 2000. It was the storm of the century &#8230; well, the first three            weeks of the century, at least.<\/p>\n<p>It looked like a warzone            outside my house. Wires and tree limbs littered the street. Ice covered            everything. My home had no power, no heat. I was cold.<\/p>\n<p>Spinning cured that problem            \u00e2\u20ac\u201d and then some.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You get a lot hotter riding            indoors,&#8221; explained Haire. &#8220;The only thing you&#8217;re missing is the wind.            So fans are a big deal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So are towels. So are water            bottles. Every rider had them. Every rider needed them.<\/p>\n<p>Forty-five minutes spinning,            I was told, is the equivalent of 90 minutes on the road. You can&#8217;t coast            during a spin class.<\/p>\n<p>We were training to a video            workout. It began with a warning, kind of like the violence and adult            language caution before an episode of NYPD Blue.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;NO SLACKERS ALLOWED!&#8221; the            screen read. Then the announcer, in a voice oozing with machismo, informed            me that the following workout was going to be &#8220;intense beyond (my) wildest            dreams.&#8221; I was to &#8220;get ready to suck, and get faster than (I) ever thought            possible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My 38-degree house was starting            to look better and better.<\/p>\n<p>From the safety of the inside            of the television set, super coach Troy Jacobson continued to yell at            us for next 45 grueling minutes. He told us when to shift, when to speed            up, when to stand.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pick it up!&#8221; Troy would            shout. &#8220;C&#8217;mon let&#8217;s go! It&#8217;s only going to get tougher!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never met super coach            Troy Jacobson, probably never will. I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s a great guy, but I            believe I grew to hate Troy last Monday.<\/p>\n<p>The loud wind-tunnel sounds            of wheels spinning filled our training room. Riders were constantly            grunting and gasping as large beads of sweat poured to the floor.<\/p>\n<p>But Troy&#8217;s abrading voice            cut through it all.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s see what you&#8217;ve got!            Don&#8217;t let up! Push it! Push it! Push it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It works, you know. I wanted            to push it so hard that my bike would break free, run into the television            and right over Troy. I guess he is a super coach after all.<\/p>\n<p>Troy wasn&#8217;t only yelling            at me, though. It was all of us. And that made it slightly more bearable.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s the camaraderie. Working            out with a bunch of guys who are suffering through it really makes a            difference,&#8221; said Haire, who with Mike Bennett, co-owner of Adventure            Cycles, and Hitesh Patel, owner of the Fitness Zone, organizes these            free spinning sessions each Monday during the winter months.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone is welcome. All you            need is a bike, a wind trainer \u00e2\u20ac\u201d and some padded shorts.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You done great,&#8221; Bennett            said to me after we had stretched out. &#8220;I&#8217;ll be honest, I didn&#8217;t think            you&#8217;d make it five minutes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, I can&#8217;t take all the            credit. I had someone egging me on.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you super coach Troy            Jacobson, wherever you are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>February 1, 2000 \u00e2\u20ac\u201d Padded shorts. Buy some if you&#8217;re planning on participating in a spinning class with the guys from Adventure Cycles in Oakwood. Trust me. I do not own padded shorts. And I was reminded of that fact each time I sat down in the days following my &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,4,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":300,"href":"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions\/300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}