{"id":261,"date":"2000-05-02T04:38:06","date_gmt":"2000-05-02T11:38:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/?p=261"},"modified":"2008-09-12T15:53:39","modified_gmt":"2008-09-12T07:53:39","slug":"croquet-this-isnt-going-to-make-sense-initially","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/sportinglife\/2000\/05\/02\/croquet-this-isnt-going-to-make-sense-initially\/","title":{"rendered":"Croquet: &#8216;This isn&#8217;t going to make sense initially&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/croquet.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>May 2, 2000 \u00e2\u20ac\u201d I just finished            playing my first game of croquet, and my head hurts. No, I was not struck            with a mallet or plunked with a ball. It&#8217;s just that this sport can            be quite complicated.<\/p>\n<p>Three hours on the court,            and I was both confused and captivated. My mind was a mess of rovers            and roquets, deadness and aliveness, wickets and balls. But my body            was determined to get that blue ball to roll straight \u00e2\u20ac\u201d even if I wasn&#8217;t            completely sure why I was aiming the way I was.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really, it&#8217;s not that complicated            once you&#8217;ve played it,&#8221; my partner Bob Cherry assured me. &#8220;Trying to            learn it for the first time, though, it&#8217;s overwhelming.&#8221;  <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/croquet3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"247\" align=\"right\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A combination of chess and            billiards \u00e2\u20ac\u201d if you can imagine strolling around on a giant billiards            table \u00e2\u20ac\u201d croquet requires serious strategy and perfect precision. A degree            in physics wouldn&#8217;t hurt, either.<\/p>\n<p>It is a sport steeped in            tradition and governed by rules of etiquette, but play can be intense,            cut-throat even. Well, as cut-throat as four adults wearing croquet            whites on a manicured lawn can be.<\/p>\n<p>Although we were playing            on a court behind Cherry&#8217;s Dunwoody, Ga. home, this was not your common            game of backyard croquet. For starters, the mallets were square, not            round.<\/p>\n<p>This is American six-wicket            croquet. This is serious stuff.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s a lot of thinking,&#8221;            said Cherry, a board member of the Atlanta Mallet Club. &#8220;There&#8217;s a lot            of strategy to it. But you pay dearly for your mistakes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully for Cherry, he            doesn&#8217;t make many mistakes. The 50-year-old is one of the top croquet            players in the United States and the reigning Georgia champion. One            mistake Cherry did make on Sunday: He chose me as his playing partner.<\/p>\n<p>Our opponents, 80-year-old            Duane Hull of Stone Mountain, Ga. and 16-year-old Matt Gilbert of Duluth,            Ga., had to like their chances.<\/p>\n<p>Cherry&#8217;s court, by the way,            is beautiful. He had it built just like a putting green, with drainage            system and everything. There used to be dozens of trees where the court            now is, and Cherry&#8217;s wife Carol admits to crying a bit when the loggers            started logging.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I don&#8217;t regret it at            all now,&#8221; said Carol, who has become just about as croquet crazy as            her husband. The two have traveled to eight tournaments across the country            already this year.<\/p>\n<p>Bob picked up the sport about            10 years ago. He was hooked right away, he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I decided I was going to            really focus on something and try to get really good at it,&#8221; Cherry            said. &#8220;It&#8217;s an obscure sport, sure. But it&#8217;s still fun to go to the            national tournament, even if it&#8217;s an obscure sport.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As in most sports, the basic objective of six-wicket croquet is relatively straightforward. In doubles, the first team to hit both of its balls through a course of 12 wickets \u00e2\u20ac\u201d each wicket is used twice \u00e2\u20ac\u201d and then into a stake at center court, wins.<\/p>\n<p>I realized early on, however,            that croquet is not so clear-cut. I hit three of my first four shots            out of bounds. On purpose.<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/croquet4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"245\" align=\"left\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This isn&#8217;t going to make            sense initially,&#8221; Cherry said as he repeatedly instructed me to aim            for the sideline. He was smiling.<\/p>\n<p>In time, we began to hit            the balls on the court instead of off. I was then introduced to more            of croquet&#8217;s nuances. You earn extra shots by putting your ball through            a wicket or striking it into another ball. But it must be the correct            wicket (obviously, not the pioneer wicket) and it must be one of the            correct balls (obviously, not a ball you are dead on). Please, don&#8217;t            ask me to explain any of this.<\/p>\n<p>As in billiards, with the            right combination of ball placement and skill, a good player can run            the court. Thus, bad players can do a lot of standing around, which            eventually leads to sitting down. Let&#8217;s just say I had plenty of time            to watch.<\/p>\n<p>And watching is fun, if Cherry&#8217;s            on the court. He makes it look easy. He would tell me what he was trying            to do with his upcoming shot, and although I often had no idea what            he was talking about, I was told that what he wanted to happen usually            did. <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/danwashburn.com\/croquet2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"334\" align=\"right\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All right,&#8221; he would say.            &#8220;I&#8217;m going to kick this ball deep behind yellow so I can put it over            to pioneer at two-back while I get to the yellow ball.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sure.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OK, I&#8217;m going to send my            pioneer to two-back and I&#8217;m going to stop near yellow so I can take            yellow over near red and continue this break.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Uh huh.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever he did, it worked.            And before I knew it, he had almost completed the course. One problem:            His partner had yet to clear wicket No. 2.<\/p>\n<p>That fact, I believe, caused            Cherry&#8217;s head to hurt a bit, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>May 2, 2000 \u00e2\u20ac\u201d I just finished playing my first game of croquet, and my head hurts. No, I was not struck with a mallet or plunked with a ball. It&#8217;s just that this sport can be quite complicated. 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